[S] Striders - Become starship (Homestuck ironic parody)
(Red Shirt)
CAW We gotta make it in, in In the medium Slay imps, what we gonna win? Dem trolls saying I'm some kind of knight Well, rad dudes like me is hard to come by
Rewind time, it's the perfect crime The stock exchange? Nothing's outta range In a blink, yeah, I'll pick your pockets Make a septillion boonbucks and don't give two shits
I'm on the roof, roof I dislike stairs But I'm too cool, cool, I can't abjure Get on the roof, roof Like it's your last chance If you want cool, cool Then here I am
*Striders*, we gonna stride Blades up, and spit some rhymes Homestuck, then turn back time Leap through another line
Striders, we gonna stride Blades up, and split the sky Let's do this one more time And scratch...
(Lil Cal: We HiGhEr ThAn A mOtHeRfUcKeR) (Caw caw caw caw...)
Jump through my gates and break the blades, such bullshit Drawing Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, can't handle this So kill who you want, and die if you like I've strifed all my life, the end is in sight (Cal: Twinkle, twinkle little star..)
Now everybody let me hear you say CAW CAW CAW And gimmie all your money 'cause you NAK NAK NAK But if you're a smuppet, then JEGUS GOG FUCK (And on the third day, God created the unbreakable katana)
Get on the roof, roof Like it's your last chance If you want cool, cool Then here I am
*Striders*... (Lil Cal: We HiGhEr ThAn A mOtHeRfUcKeR)
*Striders*... (Lil Cal: We HiGhEr ThAn A mOtHeRfUcKeR)