Lard Ass - Pedro, Man, Officer Clyde & Sgt. Stedenko
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Cheech: Wow, that’s heavy.
Chong: Yeah man,.....But I bet a lota cops smoke dope now ya know.
Cheech: No, I mean look at the..that, man. Looks like a radio station. Hey wait a minute.
[rustles around]
Cheech: The request lines are now open! KGFJ Soul Radio-o-o-o-o-ooo!
Chong: Do it now man.
Cheech: [echoing loudly] Request lines are now op-
Chong: [laughing] Shh..It’s open man. Go ahead, go ahead, say something.
Cheech: And then I’m gonna take off your dress. [breathes heavily] And then I’m gonna take off your bra. [breathes heavier] And then I’m gonna take off your shoes. [breathes heavily]
Chong: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can your hear me?
Officer Clive: [radio squawks] Hello, headquarters? Hello headquarters? Come in headquarters. This is Officer Clive we are-
Sergeant Stadinko: Use the codename! The codename!
Officer Clive: Headquarters, headquarters come in please. The is Codename: Hardhead-
Sergeant Stadinko: Hat! Hardhat! Give me that! Hello radio dispatch? This is Codename: Hardhat, Codename: Hardhat, do you read me? Over.
Chong: Was that Lard Ass?
Sergeant Stadinko: Hardhat. Codename: Hardhat. Do you read radio dispatch?
Chong: Hey, got somethin’ for ya Lard Ass!
Sergeant Stadinko: Hardhat! Hard! Hat! Do you understand?!
Cheech: Lard Ass! Lard Ass!
Sergeant Stadinko: Hardhat! Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?!