Sam: I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad Buy all of the things I never had I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights Yeah, a different city every night oh right I swear the world better prepare For when I'm a billionaire
Artie (with New Directions Boys): Yeah I would have a show like (Oprah) I would be the (host of), Everyday (Christmas) Give Artie a (wish list) I'd probably pull an (Angelina and Brad Pitt) And adopt a bunch of babies that (I never had it)
Give away a few Mercedes like (here lady have this) And last but not least grant (somebody their last wish) It's been a couple months since (I've single so) You can call me Artie Claus minus the (Ho-Ho) Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where (Katrina hit) And damn sure do a lot more (Than FEMA did) Yeah can't forget about me (Stupid) Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music
Sam: Oh every time I close my eyes (Artie: Oh what ya see, What ya see bro?) I see my name in shining lights (Artie: Huh huh, Huh huh) Oh yeah hey! A different city every night oh right I swear the world better prepare (Artie: For what ?) For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) For when I'm a Billionaire
Puck (with New Directions Boys): I'll be playing basketball with (The President) Dunking on his (delegates) Then I'll compliment him on his (Political etiquette) Toss a couple million in the air just for (the heck of it) But keep the fives, twenties, tens and Bens (completely separate) And yeah I'll be in a (whole new tax bracket)
We in recession but (let me take a crack at it) I'll probably take whatever's left and (Just split it up) So everybody that I love (can have a couple bucks) And not a single tummy around me would know what (Hungry was) Eating good (Sleeping soundly) I know we all have a (Similar dream) Go in your pocket pull (Out your wallet) And put it in the air and sing
Sam: I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad (Artie: So bad) Buy all of the things I never had (Artie: Buy ev'rything haha) I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (Artie: What up Oprah? Haha) Oh every time I close my eyes (Artie: Oh what ya see, what ya see, bro?) I see my name in shining lights (Artie: Uh huh, Uh huh) A different city every night oh right I swear the world better prepare (Artie: For what?) For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) (Artie: Sing it) For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad