I don't smoke, I don't drink I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see I don't lose any sleep Worrying about the state of economy 'Cause the world is turning slowly, I can't find the time to do anything If the rest are sharing something, I am just a lonely minority I don't work, I'm a blob No, I can't wake up And I won't I don't cook, I don't clean I don't have the energy for the scene And I don't got no car I don't worry 'bout the price of gasoline 'Cause the world is turning slowly, I can't find the time to do nothin' If the rest are sharing something, I am just a lonely minority I don't work, I'm a blob No, I can't wake up And I won't News is coming on (I'm watching Three's Company) I can't get no girls (They don't know how to talk to me) Get my watch and gun (Been wearing the same clothes for a week) Gotta get up early (Set the alarm) In the afternoon (The funnies sitting by the TV) I'm feeling cool, somebody please Turn up the heat