Repetition Cute slogans A classic 80’s song Gets stuck in your head all day long When I need a catheter Depends diapers Vagisil Cream I don’t think I’ll be watching TV A celebrity guest A Million dollar endorsement Papa Johns, Coke & Pepsi Shit they’d never put in their bodies Insured by Flo at Progressive The Geico gecko and the pig The deep voice, 24 All State guy I think I’d rather crash and die
It used to be just QVC Or late at night when I couldn’t sleep But infomercials spread like disease Loud mouths push products no one needs And if that isn’t bad enough Every few minutes commercials interrupt All the shows are cut in half By lawyers, yogurt, and quick cash ads
When you’re channel surfing through the drug abyss You’ve got the symptoms; you’re convinced Pain and death are the side effects
A violation of my privacy These corporations are harassing me
Turn off the TV but there’s no way to escape Where there’s technology Advertisements are shoved in your face
I used to really look forward to the movie previews But now it’s too much How much money do you want from me? I got a ticket and a soda and it cost me 20 bucks They took over the internet Watching youtube is an all day event Can skip the ad in 5 seconds Who the fuck would ever want to watch the rest?
Get it through your fucking heads The more I see your fucking ads The less I want to buy your crap But I guess it works on some poor sap
Repetition Cute slogans A classic 80’s song Gets stuck in your head all day long When I need a catheter Depends diapers Vagisil Cream I don’t think I’ll be watching TV A celebrity guest A Million dollar endorsement Papa Johns, Coke & Pepsi Shit they’d never put in their bodies Insured by Flo at Progressive The Geico gecko and the pig The deep voice, 24 All State guy Nationwide’s a thorn in my side
It’s just a matter of time Before you can only rewind
Set your DVR recorder Watch it later and fast forward
Take a load off of my mind Shoot me at commercial time