Circus Of Dead Squirrels - Commercial Breakdown | Текст песни

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Sweet Jesus grant me the patience…

Repetition
Cute slogans
A classic 80’s song
Gets stuck in your head all day long
When I need a catheter
Depends diapers
Vagisil Cream
I don’t think I’ll be watching TV
A celebrity guest
A Million dollar endorsement
Papa Johns, Coke & Pepsi
Shit they’d never put in their bodies
Insured by Flo at Progressive
The Geico gecko and the pig
The deep voice, 24 All State guy
I think I’d rather crash and die

It used to be just QVC
Or late at night when I couldn’t sleep
But infomercials spread like disease
Loud mouths push products no one needs
And if that isn’t bad enough
Every few minutes commercials interrupt
All the shows are cut in half
By lawyers, yogurt, and quick cash ads

When you’re channel surfing through the drug abyss
You’ve got the symptoms; you’re convinced
Pain and death are the side effects

A violation of my privacy
These corporations are harassing me

Turn off the TV but there’s no way to escape
Where there’s technology
Advertisements are shoved in your face

I used to really look forward to the movie previews
But now it’s too much
How much money do you want from me?
I got a ticket and a soda and it cost me 20 bucks
They took over the internet
Watching youtube is an all day event
Can skip the ad in 5 seconds
Who the fuck would ever want to watch the rest?

Get it through your fucking heads
The more I see your fucking ads
The less I want to buy your crap
But I guess it works on some poor sap

Repetition
Cute slogans
A classic 80’s song
Gets stuck in your head all day long
When I need a catheter
Depends diapers
Vagisil Cream
I don’t think I’ll be watching TV
A celebrity guest
A Million dollar endorsement
Papa Johns, Coke & Pepsi
Shit they’d never put in their bodies
Insured by Flo at Progressive
The Geico gecko and the pig
The deep voice, 24 All State guy
Nationwide’s a thorn in my side

It’s just a matter of time
Before you can only rewind

Set your DVR recorder
Watch it later and fast forward

Take a load off of my mind
Shoot me at commercial time