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Hey! Clear the way through the forum posts
Hey you
Let him through
Even though he makes you
Cry
Be the first of the fans to see the upd8
Make way
Here he comes
Type your rants
Queue your hums
Oh, he’s gonna make you cry!

Yes it’s he
Andrew Hussie
Author of Homestuck
Illustrates all the upd8s
Like Equius’ knee
Now try your best to stay calm
Brush up your denial qualms
Then come and see his fabulous OTPs!

Yes it’s he
Andrew Hussie
Author of Homestuck
Killed nearly ten
Trollian men
Or, so says he
He’s killed John like fifteen times
And Dave’s never actually died
Who made Gam kill Nep with horns?
Andrew Hussie!

He’s got seventy-five gorgeous hoofbeasts
(don’t they look lovely jane?)
Dead fantrolls
Yes, he’s got less than three
(fabulous, jake, i love the ashes)
When it comes to a rainbow of corpses
Has he got a morgue?
A shmorgasborg, it’s a world class buffet for free!

Yes, it’s he!
Andrew Hussie!
Those gorgeously large lips
That creepy freak
Kills all those who speak
In more minutes than three
Now Karkat’s taken the fall
Jane, Jake, Jade, Dave are all gone
Rose, Kanny, Roxy, and John made us all weep

That asshole Gamzee’s been chainsaw’d in half
(he killed off gamzee, but actualy not really)
He’s been ripped like John ghostly undies
(and dirk is so sad, yes he’s so so so sad)
He’s got corpses, and ghosts, and those between
(only sollux, though)
Yet we come to his call, love crying all
Over fictional trolls and kids thanks to he
Andrew Hussie!

Sir Hussie
Heartless is he
Thanks to his Homestuck
Heard your OTP was alive, just wait and see
And that good folks is just why
Every other day we all cry
With tissues, teddy bears, fanart galore
And he celebrates
Our tears and remorse
With his haughty hoof-beasts, his books and acts, please
Your fans can’t take all this pain!
Make way for Andrew Hussie!