Hey! Clear the way through the forum posts Hey you Let him through Even though he makes you Cry Be the first of the fans to see the upd8 Make way Here he comes Type your rants Queue your hums Oh, he’s gonna make you cry!
Yes it’s he Andrew Hussie Author of Homestuck Illustrates all the upd8s Like Equius’ knee Now try your best to stay calm Brush up your denial qualms Then come and see his fabulous OTPs!
Yes it’s he Andrew Hussie Author of Homestuck Killed nearly ten Trollian men Or, so says he He’s killed John like fifteen times And Dave’s never actually died Who made Gam kill Nep with horns? Andrew Hussie!
He’s got seventy-five gorgeous hoofbeasts (don’t they look lovely jane?) Dead fantrolls Yes, he’s got less than three (fabulous, jake, i love the ashes) When it comes to a rainbow of corpses Has he got a morgue? A shmorgasborg, it’s a world class buffet for free!
Yes, it’s he! Andrew Hussie! Those gorgeously large lips That creepy freak Kills all those who speak In more minutes than three Now Karkat’s taken the fall Jane, Jake, Jade, Dave are all gone Rose, Kanny, Roxy, and John made us all weep
That asshole Gamzee’s been chainsaw’d in half (he killed off gamzee, but actualy not really) He’s been ripped like John ghostly undies (and dirk is so sad, yes he’s so so so sad) He’s got corpses, and ghosts, and those between (only sollux, though) Yet we come to his call, love crying all Over fictional trolls and kids thanks to he Andrew Hussie!
Sir Hussie Heartless is he Thanks to his Homestuck Heard your OTP was alive, just wait and see And that good folks is just why Every other day we all cry With tissues, teddy bears, fanart galore And he celebrates Our tears and remorse With his haughty hoof-beasts, his books and acts, please Your fans can’t take all this pain! Make way for Andrew Hussie!