The Kid awoke in bed, with a dopey head Filled with a smokey blend of inner hope and dread But he's not hung over yet, still has his sanity But tragically, the land that he inhabits has been damaged deeply The ravage wreaked with savagery would leave him Wishing he had had a dream but sadly this is real: the Calamity Brutality against humanity, depravity Dang, he'll need a little more than bandage for this malady Disaster has the people abandoning morality It's a little too late to handle diplomatically The situation thus demands a different strategy A mission that'll leave you battling with gravity Brandishing battering rams Calamity Cannons with hammers and fangs From Mancer to Langston and Zand There ain't a more masterful rapper than Dan The man that's ransacking your ranch olives? I'm not going to be passing the branch You're only fuelling my fire And I've got gas in the tank
[Hook] Drank a Black Tonic Sampled the track and rapped on it I've been to the brink And the Bastion's coming back from it Drank a Black Tonic Sampled the track and rapped on it I've been to the brink And the Bastion's coming back from it
[Verse 2] Oi I visit the Shrine, hit the Distillery Stock up on Spirits and Wine, liquid artillery Then I hit a Windbag with such a vicious impact That I split the very atoms that keep him intact Think back To who knows where, you're going to get Pimp slapped If you don't care I'll aim the Breaker's Bow straight at your face And break your nasal bone (nose) The Stranger throws flaming flows And vocal flame bellows It's the way it goes, terrain shaking from the Cael blows While I'm shooting guys, neutralise the threat that they'll pose And we had ought to take the Galleon Mortar from the sailboats Before the floor crumbles away like so much stale toast Thrust a Brusher's Pike, right in the bushes like: "Have we not met before? You must have a lookalike" Kid's just another guy following a call to action He'd give up his life for the Bastion I...
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[Outro] We're coming back... We're coming back now You don't need to play a new game, trust Just boot up New Game Plus You don't need to play a new game, trust Just boot up New Game Plus We're coming back now