Dave Days - How to Win Your Crush's Heart | Текст песни

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What are some things you do
To get your crush to notice you?!

I just smile and wave!
I tell them that they're cute...
Whisper in their ear
Nice weather we're having
Sing to them
Kidnap him
Set them on fire
Throw to ball at them
Sneeze
Tough their butt
Strip
Laugh really loudly when they walks by
Buy them pizza and chicken nuggets
I don't, I just hide!
Do I sacred ritual that's been in my family for hungreds of years
Propose!
Ask them for a pencil
Talk to them and be myself, if they don't like real me, it's too bad, because I am who I am...

How do you get ready for a date?!

Take a shower
I freak out and pray they show up
I tell myself as I put my mascara on...
Keep it together, keep it together
Absolutely no idea, 21 and I've never had a girlfriend
You're talking about the fruit, right?...
Bring a cat! Chicks dig cats!
Change my clothes a million times
Consider leaving the country
Dance around to the radio while drying my hair

What are some things to do during a date to impress your crush?

Open the door for her
Say I'm in a band
Tell her how beautiful she is-s-s...
Clorophorm and a rag!
Smile all the time
Wear a green shirt
Fart adorably
Tie she shoes for her!
Hit her on her head and tell her to make a sandwich
Steal the declaration of independence
Say she is the only one of your dreams!
What do I need to do to seal the deal with you?
Lock them in the basement!
Squirt lemon juice in their eyes
A good firm handshake?
Scream in the parking lot "bye!"
I don't! I run away, because world's biggest chicken
Duct tape
Touch her butt
Grab the butt
Stuff them in your trunk and drive away!

This isn't working
I'm screwing up this date
I've been seaching
For every word you say...

Kiss them!
Kiss them softly!
Seal it with a kiss!
"Accidentally trip" and use their lips as a cushion for your lips!
Look them straight in the eye, lean in, and kiss them
Oh and a nice hug
With a goodbye kiss

Kiss and slap in the butt!


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