Oh Ponyacci, Ponyacci, What's got you so blue? You're tired of performing And so you think you're through. But Ponyacci, Ponyacci, Please don't look so down! 'Cause the best way to cheer up a clown Is with another clown!
Oh, Ponyacci's famous for His many brilliant tricks. He juggles knives, he swallows fire, He spins plates 'round on sticks! His corny jokes are legendary, They're known the whole world round: "I washed my dog with spot remover And now he can't be found!"
So put on your costume and powder your face, Give yourself a chance to finish your race! Keep dancing on that stage until the curtain falls at last, And laugh, Ponyacci, laaaaaauuugh!