I'm laying naked with ya after making love I caught a cold, I barely made it home You say you love me only I felt no pain And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain
Seen it on a billboard And I believe it's so It said, "The only thing you know for certain is 'Hey, you never know'." Aww, you just never know Aww, no matter now
My friend Jerry's feet are achin', says he's hittin' bottom Says it's a sex problem, he told me so I told him "Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin', buddy. It's stayin' up all night and lookin' for it makes you slow."
Want some advice And it's free for a reason you know They say you only live twice I say, "Hey, you never know."
And the hula girls go (Ahh) You never (Ahh) You never, never (Ahh) You never know (Ahh) You never (Ahh) I say you never, never (Ahh) You never know
I make suggestions honey, you make the choices Your Kodak moment's comin', I'll keep the motor runnin' I stand corrected baby, I'm hearin' voices, honey You got my engines hummin' and now I'm really runnin'
Right up your driveway sayin' hide in your hole I'm on cruise control And if they're sayin' that we're crazy Well, hey, you never know
There go them hula girls again (Ahh) You never (Ahh) You never, never (Ahh) You never know (Ahh) You never (Ahh) I say you never, never (Ahh) You never know