(Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) Captain Deadpool (Nah, just Deadpool)
hey call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop
But all these bitches are primadonas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
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Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grate but I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feeling reckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump clip and leave ‘em headless I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass, that's my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put them right in their place Revenge, im gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face
I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool) ‘Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some
Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha! Kickin' ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playing games These superpowers, are feeling strange
I move like a freakin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll lead ya Got two swords now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got something to say That's right, I run my mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're trying to run, and it's making me laugh
Ha ha ha Where you're gonna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it's cool Wanna fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy ass guards, always lookin' to duel So click click BOOM! (Deadpool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucka
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
I can't die, I'm invincible But if you'd like to try, then I'll crush your skull Crass and rude, borderline obscene But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see
And Wolverine is gettin' bitch-slapped \"Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap.\" We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster Grab our gear and head to Genosha
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On a mission to slap a ho But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy, fightin' Vertigo So, slow the roll' you're kinda cute But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke!
Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies Motorboatin' and playin' with titties Jump across the map in a big-ass boot Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot
Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop Domino and Psychlocke, makin' it hot
But all these bitches are pre-Madonna's I stuff my face with Chimmechangas Taco's and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some
My favorite girl, I call her Death She got big ol' boobs and butt-ass breath No stress, one day we will be together Just as soon as I die (and that means never)
Hackin' and slashin', like a ninja Don't worry, Sinister, I'm commin' to getcha Double-flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless
Cable any day, big gun, no doubt But he talks too much, so fuck it, I'm out With a broken neck, I can't see at all Crack it like a crackhead, problem solved
X-Men Evolved, doin' air guitar Pettin' the dog, dancin' like a porn star We did it! We rescued Rogue I tried to get some booty, but I got friend-zoned
Teleport, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, BOOM! (Deadpool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker