We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble are you looking for you lover? Cause your princess is in our castle now Yeah, she's gone We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong Before us people only used to fly in balloons You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda would could come to lose an extra life So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe!
Itsa me Mario And Luigi motha***** Why don't you's get back in you biplan and make out with each other? Look at these 2 their lives must have been horrible 2 dorky dudes Named Wilbur and Orville You spent all you time on one machine? Sheesh! If you wanted to fly you sholda just eaten this leaf You should eaten something anyway, look at you so skinny! You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty
We don't need to fight We're fathers of flight Representing North Carolina Aiiiiight We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2D scroller You talk a lot of trash but let me talk you something We're gonna beat you so fast It's like we're holding down the B-button
We're serving up an 8-bit fist Made to order! That'll knock you off the back of you own stupid quarters Like POW! How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser You'll get pummeled You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song Sorry Wright Brothers this time you choose wrong