For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly For making us doubt our parents authority For choosing to be a living obscenity You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane You'd gift wrap a leper And mail him to your Aunt Jane You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell