Nature! Yeah! I'm straight barracuda Pumped with a new bone,thug With a fanny pack, slug With a foot long, Goddamn platypus, I don't give a fuck, Stinger around my tail And 40 foot nuts! 'Cause this is nature, I was born to survive I'm Hurricane Ted I'm category five Also known as the dung beetle Running this shit Piss in my river Get a fish up in your dick UGH! Yeah! Ted Bear this mother fucka! Goddamn!