[Intro] I've got a lady, a lady friend I've got a lady friend I've got a lady and that lady is my I've got a lady, I've got, I've got a lady And that lady is my friend I've got, I've got a lady for a friend
[Verse] I'm your buddy, I'm your little bro I'm a stuffed animal I'm a cuddle, not a dildo I'm a love anecdote Was I always taller than ya? Will I always call ya back? I'mma always wrongly answer Always almost caught ya trap Imaginary beneficiary been away for so long Ben & Jerry friend Few compliments and a tear wipe I'm the best man you're not marrying And you know they ask about you, "What's up with your lady?" I tell 'em, "You're just, you're just, you're just gorgeous" You're just a lady friend, a lady friend
[Outro] For a friend, for a friend What would you do? For for a friend What would you do for a friend?