Went down to Knocturn Alley today I went into the darkest doorway I said 'I want something dangerous I want something useful and powerful and I want it by the handful'
Well he just looked at me strange I said 'Don't you know who I am? Don't you know my father? Haven't you heard? We're both death eaters And who are you? You're just a dirty little shopkeeper'
'So get me something that'll really knock them dead Something that they'll think about all night when they lie awake in bed Something that will set the dark things free and tweak (?) everything that's good and nice into misery