Bella: Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like you
Edward: Oh my dear I would like To have just one bite But thats not in the card for you Unless your made of tofu
You look real sultry Too bad your not poultry Red meat is not for me And Im scared you have V.D.
Bella: Omg my god Thats really mean Take a bite Im sure that I am clean
Vegetarian Vampire i will be your first come quench your thirst Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like you
Edward listen to me And Im sure youll agree
Youre the lion Im the lamb I bet I taste much better than spam
Tattoos are so old school Vampire bites are just so cool Mortal life is so done I wanna be sparkley in the sun
Edward: Hate to kill your self-esteem But Im more tempted by ice cream
Bella:
Vegetarian Vampire I will be your first come quench your thirst (Im O Positive) Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like.
Edwards rap: Im a veggie vampire I have been 17 ever since 1918 I make these ladies scream Im giving out immortality If youre kind of salady Im like on tv Come on Bella please, lets climb up this tree