Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know...
"Hello girls!" "Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!"
I'm a sight for sore eyes Oh, if your eyes would only see I've been born on tiptoe Still you look like a lighthouse next to me
You pet-named me Napoleon I was proud 'til I got the reason why - why..... Never aimed for confrontation You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye
Oh, while you read this letter I'd just gone to eat out By the way - HEY!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad Hope you're okay lightyears away My what a heatwave in Trinidad Hope you don't mind if I stay ...
The bitch has gone too often to the well And now the bitch has gone insane Gotta run away, boiling over, getting hell And found the answer on a plane ...
Oh, I've been pissing off Before you might could've pissed me off. I hope you're fine -- YEAH!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay?, I do okay My what a heatwave in Trinidad Sunburn a nightflight away ...
"Honey you're looking good so far away from me The weather is great The beach is great The food is great Everything is great And you're so far away, I love ya, honey! Greetings from Trinidad, hey!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay, I do okay My what A heatwave in Trinidad Sunburn a nightflight away - Hey! My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay, I do okay My what A heatwave in Trinidad Sunburn a nightflight away
"Oh I'm not only singer in a band, you know Back at home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"