Record company hates me, the doctor says I'm sick The bad girls think I'm just too nice And the nice girls call me dick
But Baby loves me, and she's smarter than you My baby loves me, unlikely, but true
Policeman flashes the red lights Coach says that I'm weak Teacher says I'm not too bright Bodybuilder calls me pipsqueak
But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me unlikely but true
The neighbors don't like my flowers The waiter don't like my tip The librarian shushes me Travel agent canceled my trip
Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me Unlikely but true
Minister says I'm a demon Dietitian says I'm a pig Warmhearted say I'm freezing Promoter won't give me the gig
But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true
My tired body is breaking down The world is ending soon It's all crumbling at my feet, not sure what to do
But baby loves me and that's a real good thing My baby loves me, it's a beautiful thing Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me unlikely, but true