Life is hard and so am I you'd better give me something so I don't die Novocaine for the soul before I sputter out before I sputter out
Life is white and I am black Jesus and his lawyer are coming back Oh my darling will you be here before I sputter out before I sputter out before I sputter out
Guess who's living here with the great undead this paint by numbers life is fucking with my head once again
(solo)
Life is good and I feel great 'cause mother says I was a great mistake
Novocaine for the soul you'd better give me something to fill the hole before I sputter out (repeat)