Ain't it just like Noah's ark There's two of every kind Pretty girls and boys in drag Walking a fine thin line Shaking hands and bussing cheeks Licking their lips like they could eat Me alive in a couple of weeks Yea just like Noah's ark
Italiano promotion man Chomping a big cigar Slapping backs and making cracks About the fags in the bar Radio boss dippin' his nose in a little white packet You can put it out son and we'll all back it Yea it's just like Noah's ark
And the waves are crashing round us But we're ready for the flood And w don't need a sign like an olive branch In the beak of a snow white dove We're not as dumb as we might look You can't keep us in the dark With me and you it's two by two Just like Noah's ark