Well the world is full of women Every color, shape, and kind And with this female cornucopia It might be hard to make up your mind I've had my share of failures But I've learned a thing or two I've laid down some hard-earned guidelines Listen well and I'll sing them for you
Chorus: I'm gonna find myself a pagan girl Who understands the Goddess and rocks my world Chant in the circle as the Sun and the Moon Then dance round the fire to a Goddess tune Rock all night 'till the morning unfurls I'm gonna find myself a pagan girl
Back in college, Mary was an A D Pi And as fine as any you have seen But she blackballed the God and the Goddess If they didn't wear pink and green And Belinda, she was a wild girl She could dance, she could ride, and she could scream But the only Gods she adored and served Were Mary Jane and old Jim Beam
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Now Sherry was a fine, sweet girl My happiness was her goal But she had one very big problem with me I would not let her save my soul And Annie was a New Age mystic Dolphins, angels, crystals, trees But her idea of wild good time Was channeling from the Pleiades
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I didn't think that I would ever find her Thought it might be a greater mystery Then I saw her standing in the circle An earthly Goddess weaiting just for me...
Oh, I found myself a pagan girl Who understands the Goddess and rocks my world We stand in the circle as the Sun and the Moon Then dance round the fire to a Goddess tune Rock all night till the morning unfurls I found myself a pagan girl P-A-G-A-N, P-A-G-A-N, I found myself a pagan girl -- pagan girl!