Ballz, Ballz, Ballz Ballz, Ballz, Ballz You`ll never touch my...
Catch me if you can but you ain`t man enough You`re standin` tough But you know that no matter what You`ll never get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, ballz Ballz, ballz, ballz You`ll never touch my ballz
I see you ain`t a playa, you ain`t ballin` And I don`t even care who the hell you call in In this game, it ain`t no talkin` You can get it started, I nail the coffin And all I here is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin` And I ain`t gotta prove you nothin` I do it and you ain`t gotta push my buttons
This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He`s quick and I can`t get Marshall hit So I played my position and don`t make a move Been doin` this for years, my team we can`t lose And ain`t nobody, ain`t nobody hard 9 o`clock, I`m gonna punch me a guard Hut one, hut two, I`m ready Hike, give the ball to Nelly And nobody out there feels me Take this `fore you have to kill me And any player in my way, I`m foldin` Damn it, call holdin`
Catch me if you can but you ain`t man enough You`re standin` tough But you know that no matter what You`ll never get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, ballz Ballz, ballz, ballz You`ll never touch my ballz
Football, Football, I love football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek Nevermind, let`s try quarterback sneak Cover me, smother me with love that`s brotherly That didn`t work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up I`m reachin` up another grown man`s butt Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre But Jesus, he hikes, I think I can feel his balls My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls It`s the longest yard, whoops that`s not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? Our own 5 and our timeouts are gone Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball To the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts Call another huddle, we`re down by six The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift But he`s so god dang high, that he`s trips Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips And runs the ball all the way down to the one But he don`t get in, but all we need is a put ??? But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten God dammit I`ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody`s laughin` now, no timeouts and its now fourth now We`re never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long I`ma throw the bomb, c`mon how they gonna tackle you with no pants on Ass out with a floppin` schlong, touchdown yeah I told you It`s the longest yard
Catch me if you can but you ain`t man enough You`re standin` tough But you know that no matter what You`ll never get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, ballz Ballz, ballz, ballz You`ll never touch my ballz
The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball I`ma run through all of ya`ll, ya`ll just soft Even though my cleats is kickin` up mud It`s more traction for me, I`m stiff armin` punks High steppin` through the end zone I been grown, I`m so dirty you don`t even know my skin tone It`s time to rumble, no time to fumble And I won`t stumble, your frontline will tumble Playin` ball with killas, my team`s the realest Three time offenders, even drug dealers One of the best runnin` backs there never was Movin` like Barry Sanders, leavin` you in the dust
Yak is high, I got the highest yak Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks Bizarre snap like a fire crack And m