Oh, my goodness What have I done (oh no) I can't believe it It's like... I've got the whole world In my palm And I'm ready to drop bombs... Welcome to the slim shady mecca Rebecca It's the village in new york right next to the try decca It's my sector homosexual dissector Come again rewind selector I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually reck ya Hannibal Lector into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize ya in the less than five seconds I get ya They said once bitten n twice shy We lie next to the guy With nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yes sir I took the rest of the lunester pills from my dresser It's my kinda vibe what else shud I try lester Drop, kick the bitch before the second trimester Performed a home abortion with dexter the (ni yeser) Dig her fetus out with a wire hanging then digest her
[Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How shud I begin it and were does it all end The world is just my medicine ball your all in I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How shud I begin it and were does it all end My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends
All my west side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy... queef and blow it up Man I think that he just fell off the teeth and showing up So you better change the station To keep from throwing up Man you seen it all before your all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl don't front, oh no you didn't I won right by the pussy cat dolls when call you kitten I'll pee on rihanna see man I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room crazy glue in Madonna to The lazy boy so called fold her in two and sit on her Imagine if visual for that man Who would've thoughta Could ever be such a relentless prick And leashin his fingers For the chicks who waltz She looks like she outlived her life sentence I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive If you (were(nt)) so defensive it wouldn't be Your so sensitive
[Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How shud I begin it and were does it all end The world is just my medicine ball your all in I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How shud I begin it and were does it all end My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quick sand Here you need a hand... big man... grab hold of this branch With both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words... jeeze So one last time, mister Christopher reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please (Christopher Reeves) Eminem I'm coming to kill you (sniff) Always hated you and I still do You'll never feel my shoes My superman costume (sniff) Doesn't even fit you they don't feel you You taking this shit too far (sniff) Who d'you think you are (hang) my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Lets break dance if you think your hardcore
I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How shud I begin it and were does it all end The world is just my medicine ball your all in I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How shud I begin it and were does it all end My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends