Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
[Chorus:] When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
Back by popular demand Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha’s a 2, You're practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin - now come in girl
[Chorus:] When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my Ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed let's cut off the middle man