yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone
well I started thinking about us lately and just maybe you weren't the one who left me maybe I decided to leave you first cause you're nothing but a big jerk!
yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone
I'm hating you and more lately I even stopped calling you baby maybe I'll decide to ignore you just maybe I'll be the one to forget to call you
yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone
I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt from Hot Topic, you jerk (that says "I suck") I think I'm gonna prank call you at work (and sell you a penis shaped banana) I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework (because you're not too cool for school) I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had
but yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away but today is a new day time to start living my life my own way no rules and no embarrassment way more sex and no harassment I think I'm better off on my own I'm better off all alone