Epic Rap Battles of History - Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton | Текст песни

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• Epic Rap Battles of History
• Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton

I've been in this game too long; I'm a public servant!

Have been since I met MLK in person!

I'm a woman of the people; that's for certain!

You're a man of the people who don't like turbans!

I was living in the West Wing, while you were professional wrestling!

You got skin like Russian dressing from too much Russian investing!

You been going bankrupt since the 90s! If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me!

You don't care about the job, Trump! You just think the desk is shiny!

I said that I respect your children, but that wasn't quite right, yo!

Looking like some extras from American Psycho!

First name is Hillary, middle name Rodham, last name is Clinton, and lyrics, I got 'em!

You fire celebrities on The Apprentice! Mutha fucka, I fire bin Laden!

(Crack!) How do I say this? You're racist!

Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk!

So you use your fingers to touch chicks!

She's only 12 years old. That's enough, shit!

But she's married, sir. Just gotta get pushy.

That's your daughter. Well, grab her by the pussy!

(Huaggh!) That's assault, brotha!

Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!

You don't know shit about steaks, yucka!

But the ones on the 8th are great, mutha fucka!

Better save the date; I'm gonna rock the vote!

Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote!

So go ahead, Donald! Let me see you flow!

I brought Michelle's speech; borrow some quotes!

Let me just say I respect all females,

But your rhymes are trash; put 'em next to your emails.

Our country's in crisis. Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?

That might not be exactly true, but I don't do politeness. (Believe me.)

You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby!

He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi! (Terrible!)

You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary. I sense it,

But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it!

The numbers are in, and I'm right on your tail!

You don't have the stamina, baby; you're frail!

This will be just like '08 when you fail,

But Trump will appoint you to jail!

How do I say this? You're a 2,

And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew!

What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do

To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?

They want a strong, male leader who can stand up to China.

Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina!

I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos:

More police and less Latinos!

While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks,

I'll create jobs tearing down mosques!

Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall!

Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all!

I'll make this country great again! We'll all be living large!

I'll tell Congress, \"You're fired,\" and put Charles in charge!

'Cause this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers!

For the last eight years, this country's been run by— (CAW!)

Abe Lincoln:
Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?!

I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized— (CAW!)

I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ!

You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed!

I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit!

If this is the best my party gets, then my party should quit!

(Ha!) I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny?

Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!

And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door!

Don't get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war!

Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel!

That's of the people, by the people, for the people! EAGLE!!! (CAW!)