EpicLloyd - Dis Raps For Hire Episode 4 | Текст песни

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CHECK 1, TWOOOOOOO...
Its L Back With Some Fresh Dis Raps For You!
I Got To Rip These Fooooooools!
Cause Certain things You Just Dont Do! You Just Dont Do!
Jennifer Im Coming For You With My Pens A'Blazing!
EpicLLOYD Has Been Deployed To Pay You For Your Treason!
What Are You Thinking? This Story Is Crazy!
I Just Wanna Stop Rhyming And Be Like "WHAT THE f**k LADY?"
And Im Not Into hatin' Woman Cept These Super Selfish Kind,
Id Sacrifice A Slice of Brain To Give You A Piece Of My Mind!
Plus DJVAPID Patch Me Up And I Would be Fine,
So I Could b***h This Chick Out Several 1000 Times!
I Mean Talk About Ball And Chain, Jen Came With A Crane!
Shes A TRUE Home Wrecker Straight Earning The Name!
I Cant Believe Thats How You treat Your High School Sweetheart,
And Go And Sleep With Some Fat Deadbeat Retard?!
While Your Mans Out In the Desert Somewhere Probably Getting Bombed,
And Sewing Other Fallen Soldiers Arms back on!
THATS WRONG!
So Shit, Aint This A Pisser?
When i Was Asked To Dis her I Was Like "SIR, YES, SIR!"
And Dude, f**k you Toooooooooo!
I Hope The Chick Never Puts Out And Your Balls Turn Blue!
Stay Out The Service Toooooo!
If I Was Your Combat Medic I'd Had Left You!
I Mean When your Own Sibling Rats you Out, You Gotta Dismiss Her!
Sorry, DJ, You Unwittingly Married the Wrong Sister!
But Congrats! If You Asked Me To Find A Crazier Girl i Couldn't!
Vaps Back From Iraq But He's Still Dodging Bullets!
And Its not Your Fault Dawg, Sometimes Theres Nothing You Can Do!
Cept Throw Your Hands Up In The Air Like That Dude From Platoon,
And Be Like "b***h! Get Out! Your Done Being My Spouse!
So Take Your New Kid And Get the Hell Outta My House!"
And No Wonder She Showed At Thanksgiving, Shes Broke For Real,
Got Two Jobless Mouths To Feed, And that Free Turkeys A Meal!
But Thats The Bed You Made, Girl, Now Sleep Where You Shit!
But Set Your Alarm So You Can Wake Up To Work Your Next Double Shift!
And Thats My Point Of Vieeeeeeeeew!
You Wanna Walk A Mile In His Shoes Use His Army Boots!
And Its A Golden Rullllllllllle!
If Your Gonna Cheat Your Bad Deeds Will Come Haunt You!
BOO!


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