Cartman: We drink and we pillage and we do what we please we get all that we want for free Cartman & Butters: We’ll kick your ass then rape your lass Somalian Pirates We Cartman: So with a yo ho ho Somalian Pirates: Yo.. ho.. ho.. Cartman: and with a ye he he Somalian Pirates: Ye.. he.. he.. Cartman: We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls and bust yer balls Somalian Pirates We Somalian Pirates: Somalian Pirates We
Everyone: We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat A Somalian Pirate: Somalian Pirate We Cartman: Nice
Cartman: With a yo ho ho Everyone: Yo ho ho Cartman: And a tricka-latee-do Everyone: Tricka-latee-do We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Soamlian Pirates: Then we'll cut off your....
Cartman: Okay, okay lets stop there for a minute. Remember on tricka-latee-do that’s a la-tee-do, okay? I really need you guys too annunciate the la-tee. So let’s go from, uh, bar 14. We’ll pick up after the quarter rest. Ike…
Everyone: Somalian Pirates We Cartman: Better!
Cartman: With a yo ho ho Everyone: Yo ho ho Cartman: And a tricka-latee-do Everyone: Tricka-latee-do We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to our croc
Ike: Somalian, Pirates, We
Everyone: Somal-ian Pi-rates Weeee Cartman: Somalian Pirates Wuuhh