Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Peter: In our booty pants
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Everything in this land is complete nonsense Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Peter: Come home where you belong Quahog is your home
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Quagmire
Peter: Who wants to live in Korea? Joe, Cleveland: Come home Peter: Their name sounds like gonorrhea Joe, Cleveland: Go home Peter: So Quagmire please tell 'em \"see ya\" Come on, come on, come on home Quahog is your home...
Cleveland: ...boy Peter: Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs Ricki Lake and Howie Long Giant boobies firm and strong
Joe, Cleveland: Not here! Peter: Only in the U-S-A, Eh Come on home today Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo Peter: Confusing dance break
[Interlude]
Random names of snacks now Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Candy Quahog Marshmallow! Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
Peter: You only belong in Quahog Joe, Cleveland: Come home Peter: You really love pussy They eat dogs So buddy, please run and don't jog Come on, come on, come on home Quahog is your home... Cleveland: ...boy