It seems today that all you see Its violence in movies and sex on TV But where those good or fashion values On which we use to rely It used to be a big time star Was elegant as Carbo or Hedy Lamar But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez You want to curl up and die
Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who Positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry!! He's a family guy!!!!!
When I was young,the songs were fair With mister Johnny Matis and Sonny and Cher But now we get Justin Timber-Homo A Heartache all gone awry The classic films were works of art The images were graceful,the stories were smart But now we get Matrix revolution I am sorry i know this doesn’t rhyme but what the hell were you Wachowski brothers thinking?
Lucky there’s a family guy Lucky there’s a fella Sweeter than vanilla Wholesome as a piece of Apple pie He’s a family guy
He smiles a simple delight He lets me see the boobies on the internet site Peter He bought me this cute little hat Yeah,we should have a talk about that About that and his hat He’s mastered the comedy arts He says"Look at Hiroshima,then casually parts He’s loaded with sexy appeal And best of all my titties are real Have a feel No thank you I gave it the office The brady bunch has got their mike and preety Laura Petrie has dicky van Dyke But who around her could feel loafers
But here is a happy reply
Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who Positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry!! He's a family guy!!!!!