They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! With the fellas at the freakin FCC! They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, Cause you can't say penis! So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!