Family guy - To poop before my anus bleeds | Текст песни

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Credit Caed Debt:
Quagmire:
Hey, do you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash.
Peter:
Sure, I'll just put it on my credit card. I'm never gonna pay it back anyway.
'Cause I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt.
When they call, I tell them I can't pay it back yet.
Quagmire:
Credit card debt.
Peter:
Tomorrow, I may buy myself a dining room set
Or this Boba Fett!
Peter and Quagmire:
Credit card debt, credit card debt,
Credit card debt!

I can't poop in strange places:

Peter: I can't poop in strange places
Quagmire: Strange places
Peter: I can only poop in my home
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces
Quagmire: Strange faces
Peter It's why I never roam
Patron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers.
Quagmire: Just grab one and go!!
Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!!
Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers
Quagmire: Strangers...
Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...
Together: I've put my whole family in danger
To poop before my anus bleeds
Home bowl, home bowl
You know just what I need
Home bowl, home bowl
Poop before my anus bleeds

Pop Tart:

Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

It's so frickin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen

One day, and I was itchin'

To fill up my belly

With the pipin' hot jelly

Of the best damn treat in the world

Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!

Peter: And I saw a stick of butter

And it almost made me shudder

And scream like a baby girl

Together: I don't want a giant penis

Or a rocket ship to Venus

I don't want to win the lottery

I just want to squat and gobble

'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble

In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream

So I put butter on a Pop Tart

It was so freakin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Everybody come along with us!

Together:: Have you ever put butter on a...

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: It's so freakin' good

Quagmire: Yeah!

Together: Have you ever put butter on a...

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Pop Tart!

Peter: With butter?!