Both You and i are So awfully different Too awfully different To ever be palls
Stewie- do you want to go first? Brian- yeah i’ll go Brian- your favorite hero is the marquee de sad Stewie- oh you're one to talk,* you get a stiffy from phylicia rashad Brian- oh one time
Stewie- i’ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair Brian- oh yeah, that’s quite a nice do there Stewie- oh thanks Brian- for me to poop on Stewie- what? Brian- oh come on you look like charlie brown Stewie- bite me snoopy
Both- Theres not, A whole lot, That weve got To agree on
Brian- ‘cause i like the strains of a classical score Stewie- and i like that singer who looks like a whore Brian- rickie martin? Stewie- luv’ ‘em. Both- Were too different to ever be palls
Both- You and i are (doo doo doop) So awfully different (doo doo doop) Too awfully different (doo doo doop) To ever be palls (doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)
Brian- your head’s as massive as a meteorite Stewie- oh very funny, you have a weenie like a christmas tree light Brian- i’d bet money You’ll marry a honey Who’s pretty and funny And her name will be ted Stewie- oh a gay joke Brian- i just work with what you give me Both- you might think we're n*sync, but we stink! as a duo...
Brian- because you get a kick out of carnage and guts Stewie- and you get a kick out of stroking your- Brian- whoa, whoa, you can’t say that on t.v. Stewie- what ego? Brian- nevermind