One. bad. chef. in a- kitchen. full of- dough. (Dough!) Three. bad. bitches. with their- hands. on the- stove. (Whoop!)
Making. home. movies. with a- hand. full of- stoges. (Stoges...) I'm cooking all the dumplings! I'm cooking all the dumplings...
Mother fuckers wanna act funny, try to be a man with your nose all runny
Go to Pre-K put your bag in your cubby, mother fucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk- making pre-teens laugh for the money, act dumb slicker than honey. (WHOOPS!)
Rappin' in the kitchen but got no silver spoon but I feed on the bitches. (bitches)
Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown, girls moan when I come home dick like an ozone
Wanna step in the ring? Just skin and sack of shitty meat like dumplings. Boy I don't wear gucci, still classy, but rappin' like blue cheese
We about to make a movie! With a hand held sony popin' on a lucy, cooking the dumplings all day!
This is the only thing I sing when I'm not in my business, get the fuck out of my kitchen, I'm cooking up a storm boy- non of that beef shit!
They say I'm the man in your nightmares, your girl in the bed screamin' right there, im high on the weed and the zany- I find it uncanny- there's so much poonany!
They found me the lab doing stem cell research I was trying to grow you some balls
The police came, but I explained bout' your bitch and now they wanna pitch in and support the cause
Hate my ways, that's a personal issue, cus' you think about me, but down the tissues
Ew! Why you still yappin' at me? Didn't mommy tell you not to come vs. with a stranger?
Are you crying in a stall with a belt and a razor? Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator? (Uh!...)
Cus' I never heard of your dumbass! (nope!) Go fuck yourself- in the mouth with a taser! (Whoop!)
(Yeah!)
I'm cooking all the dumplings! (Whoop!) I'm cooking all the dumplings! (Uh!...)
I'm cooking all the dumplings! I'm cooking all the dumplings...
One. bad. chef. in a- kitchen. full of- dough. (Dough!) Three. bad. bitches. with their- hands. on the- stove. (Whoop!)
Making. home. movies. with a- hand. full of- stoges. (Stoges...) I'm cooking all the dumplings! I'm cooking all the dumplings...