I got a story that'll waggle your eyes I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal shitty meat Ronald had a dream when he was sucking his mom's titty He wanted to palm cities, rockin' his fall hoodie In this heat? Nah man, he ain't no clown He don't need another guardian to hold the fucking place down Ronald, I never got to say thank you If you caught me at a KFC, I never meant to hurt you I tore down a thousand Burger Kings for talking shit Have 'em lost for words on some Stephen Hawking shit This cancer's got these little kids biting lips If burgers kill then fuck it, I'm gonna die from it I'll fucking die for you Ronald, I hope you understand Avoid beef and I'm taking your ass to Pakistan See if Ronald McDonald would have to run a bottle shop Ronald would unload a couple shots on these fucking cops See McDonalds is the finest china quality That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding Socrates is Less post modern than Ronald, 'cuz in a thousand years You and I'll be gone but the patties keep flipping The chicken is still delicious, the living expense is limitless So why the fuck you eating salad, bitch? See back in '48 was when I heard of this magic place When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it's natural state Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate And reeled in any American chains with exceptional taste But all i want to do Is get another taste of you Keep cooking F*ck the haters Ronald I love you.