I love all cats Even copy cats Dr. Seuss cats In their floppy hats I love bobcats I love tomcats And your mom cats Even wombats Love a fruit bat Hate a combat Love a comerade Hate a Comcast bill
[Verse 1] I don’t want to battle but if you just wanna fight then you can fire at will Let’s just play pirates till Legit we’re scallywags Hit me in the leg and put a peg in it instead And then I bet that it’ll benefit my Cali swag Hey where’s my rally rag? Maybe my fanny pack Winning winning winning Every inning, every round And when I’m gonnna down I’m gonna hit like Manny Pacquiao I’m running laps now Do jumping jacks Celebrate our friendship in a slumber party Killing in a pillow-fight and with my Rumble Pak I don’t hit punching bags I pick the pumpkin patch Who’s the little pisher so ambitious that he’s bigger than his britches And has got two thumbs attached?
O hai! This guy right here! Credit to Reddit you bet I’ll never forget I’m forever indebted And Ellen for getting the cougars to check it It’s too good to take and so I’m gonna go dry my tears Gonna meet up at a 7-Eleven to pick up a dank donut pack I look at myself in the glass and go ‘Oh what?!’ Taking a bit of a nap, then I’m waking up for snack time Making our way to the back of line, ’cause we don’t cut Never get up at the crack of dawn if I can help it Wanna be able to tag along when sun is setting Gotta be open to having a long and healthy session Writing the love I got and then I try to spread it Why would I want a pet if I can’t even pet it?
I don’t know! I don’t want any lame pet Me and my pet are winning It’s game, set, match I worship Biggie, Pharoahe, Eminem, and Busta Bust and Mr. Fade to Black But could I be the Best Ever rap threat? Of course I’m not, silly rabbit! There’s billions of people And we haven’t heard any animals rap yet