[Rachel] You wander around On your own little cloud When you don't see the why Or the wherefore.
[Artie] Ooh, you walk out on me When we both disagree 'Cause to reason is not what you care for.
I've heard it all a million times before.
[Rachel and Artie] Take off your coat, my love, and close the door.
[Rachel] Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'. Don't stand in the pouring rain. Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'. The night is long. Forget your foolish pride. Nothing's wrong, Now you're beside me again.
You try to be smart Then you take it apart 'Cause it hurts when your ego is deflated.
[Artie] Ooh, ooh, ooh You don't realize That it's all compromise And the problems are so over-rated.
[Rachel] Good-bye means nothing when it's all for show.
[Rachel and Artie] So why pretend you've somewhere else to go?
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'. Don't stand in the pouring rain. Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'. The night is long. Forget your foolish pride. Nothing's wrong,
[Rachel] Now you're beside me again. Oh, oh, oh
[Artie (and Rachel)] (Don't sleep in the subway,) darlin'.
[Rachel and Artie] Don't stand in the pouring rain. Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'. The night is long. Forget your foolish pride. Nothing's wrong, Now you're beside me again.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'. The night is long. Forget your foolish pride. Nothing's wrong, Now you're beside me again.