I'm a four-legged zombie on a two-step dance floor I'd double down your money honey if you know what's good for you
Vampire won't go far Sucking the life out of the party Werewolf has no chance 'Cause Mr. Werewolf has no pants
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
Lurch left Neck spasm Dead stare Right at 'em Drag leg Knash Teeth On flesh we feed
Lurch left Neck spasm Dead stare Right at 'em Drag leg Knash Teeth On flesh we feed
(I can never lose) Lurch left Neck spasm Dead stare Right at 'em Drag leg Knash Teeth On flesh we feed
(While I wear four shoes) Lurch left Neck spasm Dead stare Right at 'em Drag leg Knash Teeth On flesh we feed
I'm the undead quadruped I could paint the town blood Ready, set, better step back or you could lose your Headstart, you need it Clumsy mummy, pock you in the I could cut a rug until it's bleeding through the ceiling
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
(Bombs overhead) (Put your face on, ladies) (They'll take you home tonight) Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
(Bombs overhead) (Paint your face on by numbers) (They'll never run away) Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
(Bombs overhead) (Put your face on, ladies) (They'll take you home tonight) Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
(Bombs overhead) (Paint your face on by numbers) (They'll never run away) Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party