People of the earth, your world is crap You ain't even on the universe map People of the earth, you do not rock You are nothing but a fluffy flock People of the earth, you have failed You still worship The Sun and The Daily Mail
People of the earth are you hearing me? I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic sea There's nothin on the telly and the radio's shite So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite
People of the earth, you are not cool You eat hamburgers and go to school People of the earth, you are bland You ain't even got a decent band People of the earth, you have no clue You still wear kagouls and tennis shoes