Hank Green - Bad Day On Chat Roulette :D | Текст песни

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• Bad Day On Chat Roulette :D

Oh it seems so exciting I can talk to anyone,
Just begin the game and launch into the fun
But 15 perverts later I still haven't had the chance,
To talk to anyone but that guy in womans underpants.
It's the kind of instant judgment that I fear in the real world,
Where it only takes a moment to realise you're not a girl.
And they click on 'next' the game is over and yes I've lost again,
But I keep on trying anyway because someday soon I'll win.

And I try to pour my heart out,
But they keep clicking 'next'.
Cos' I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette,
Oh I'm havin' a bad day on Chat Roulette.

And suddenly this cute girl, she pops up on my screen,
She's like the answer to my prayers, the woman of my dreams.
Yes she pauses on my face and I think she could be mine,
I say 'Hello', she smiles, I've got my chance and then she hits F9.

And then in her place is a group of rowdy British teens,
Followed by a person who does not wish to be seen.
And then a guy with awesome abs who won't put on his shirt,
And then of course a very very long strong of perverts.

And I try to pour my heart out,
But they keep clicking 'next'.
Cos' I'm having a bad day on Chat Roulette,
Oh I'm havin' a bad day on Chat Roulette.

The pretty girls are busy having pleasent conversations with guys who have been nexting for hours,
Oh I really should illiminate all my expectations, I should also probably take a shower.

But then this guy comes on and he sees me playing and he says he understands everything I'm saying and he pulls down his guitar and he plays along.

And we try to pour my heart out,
But they keep clicking 'next'.
Cos' we're having a bad day on Chat Roulette,
Yes we're havin' a bad day on Chat Roulette.
Just to be clear because the internet is what it is unfortunatley. Chat Roulette is a place for adults and I'm not gonna be on Chat Roulette. So don't go there looking for me. Because you won't find me, you'll will find things that no one wants to see.

None the less I hope that you enjoyed it! Thank you so much to Tom Milsom, Kristina Horner and Luke Conard. And of course thank you to all the Nerdfighters who submitted clips of themselves looking bored when I asked Twitter for those videos. You should all take this as an invitation. When you follow me on Twitter sometimes you get to be in my music videos.

Kristina and Luke who were in that video have a band they are called 'All Caps'. They have a new album that just came out there's a link to it in the sidebar. Theres also *gobble-dy-goop*. And I'm also gonna put up some links to a couple of music videos they did from that album so that you can enjoy them.

John I will see you on Friday.

Don't unplug me,
Or just shut me down.
Please just love me,
With your steel heart.
I'd reboot you,
If you'd look at me.

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