Well, it started in Vienna not so many years ago When not enough folks were getting sick A starving young physician tried to better his position By discovering what made his patients tick He forgot about sterosis and invented the psychosis And a hundred ways that sex could be enjoyed He adopted as his credo "down repression of libido!" And that was the start of Doctor Sigmund Freud
Well, Doctor Freud, oh Doctor Freud How we wish you had been differently employed But the set of circumstances Still enhances the finances of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
Well, he analyzed the dreams of the teens and libertines Substituted monologue for pills He drew crowds just like Will Sadler When along came Jung and Adler And they said by God, there's gold in them there ills! They encountered no resistance When they served as Freud's assistants As with ego and with id they deftly toyed But instead of toting bedpans They wore analytic deadpans Those ambitious doctors Adler, Jung and Freud!
Well, Doctor Freud, oh Doctor Freud How we wish you had been differently employed But the set of circumstances Still enhances the finances of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
Now the big three have departed But not so the code the started No, it's being carried on by a goodly band And to trauma shock and force us Someone's gone and added Rorschach And the whole thing's got completely out of hand! So old boys with double chinsies And a thousand would-be Kinseys They discuss it at the drop of a repression And I wouldn't be complaining But for all the loot I'm paying Just to lie on someone's couch and say confession!
Well, Doctor Freud, oh Doctor Freud How we wish you had been differently employed But the set of circumstances Still enhances the finances of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud