Monty Burns' Blues is a song that Mr. Burns sings during the credits of American History X-cellent. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price.
Mr. Burns: Oh I live me in a mansion Full of those Grecian urns But I'm lonely all the livelong day That's the blues of Monty Burns
Back-Up Singers: He's got the blues. The "I'd-Got-No-Problems Blues"!
Mr. Burns: Oh, my tapestry's medieval, My heart, it's evil, too. But that don't mean I don't need love From lesser types like you.
Back-up Singers: He's got the blues! The "Old-and-Privileged-White-Man Blues'!