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Karkat: *growls when he hears a knock at his door* Ugh. Fuck. What?! Why won’t you fucking grub stains give me some peace and quiet for one fucking minute?!

Karkat: *stomps over to the door and yanks it open* This better be fucking good!

Karkat: … *pauses because no one’s at the door*

Karkat: What the fuck?! When I find out which one of you fuckasses is knocking and running away I’m gonna—

Meenah: Gonna what?

Karkat: *surprised shout* Oh… it’s you. What are you doing here?

Meenah: I don’t know. Just felt like visitin’ my favorite shouty shrimp.

Karkat: Yeah, right.

Karkat: Anyway, what the hell are you wearing? And more specifically, what the fuck happened to it?

Meenah: Oh. *snickers* Noticed that, huh? *pushes Karkat aside and walks into his hive*

Karkat: Yeah, sure, just come right the fuck in. Not like I was busy or anything.

Meenah: Busy doing what? Coming up with more weird passwords? *makes her way into Karkat’s room, opens up his closet door, and starts rummaging through his stuff*

Karkat: Okay, what in the sweet almighty taintchafing fuck are you even looking for?

Meenah: Cod, Vantas. What the shell? Would it krill you to get some color up in here?

Meenah: Guess this ugly thing is what I’m stuck with.

Karkat: Fuck, I’m sorry. Does my choice of clothing that I have in my closet for me to wear not impress you? How fucking inconsiderate of me.

Meenah: Yeah, yeah, save it, shouty. *starts pulling off the shirt she’s wearing*

Karkat: *shocked, embarrassed gasp and turns away* Fuck. Don’t you think that’s something you should do in private?

Meenah: What the glub are you goin’ on about?

Karkat: N-Nothing. Just hurry up already.

Meenah: All right, you ain’t gotta’ get all worked up over it or nofin.

Meenah: There. You can look now.

Karkat: Well, next time if you just gave half a fucking second of warning, I could— *another shocked gasp and turns away again*

Meenah: *snickers* You’re so seagulliable, Vantas.

Karkat: Fucking… sea dwellers and your stupid, fucking, fish puns… *whispers*

Meenah: What’s wrong? Scared of ‘em?

Karkat: Why the fuck would I be afraid of fish puns?

Meenah: Not those, stupid. *walks over to Karkat and stands in front of him*

Meenah: These.

Karkat: I don’t know what you’re talking about. *mutters*

Meenah: *snickers* You can’t even look at me. *says teasingly*

Karkat: What would I need to look at you?

Meenah: Wanna’ touch ‘em?

Karkat: W-What?! No!

Meenah: Yeah, you do.

Karkat: *gasps*

Meenah: Like that, huh, shouty?

Karkat: …

Meenah: Don’t just stand there holdin’ ‘em like that. Squeeze ‘em or somefin.

Karkat: Fuck…

Meenah: Cod, you’re so weird. Just sit down. *sound of Karkat being shoved down into a chair*

Karkat: Uh, w-what the fuck are you doing? *sounds panicked and nervous*

Meenah: Well, you can’t keep your fuckin’ pants on the whole time. What you gonna’ do? Unzip em and stick it through the hole like a freak?

Karkat: This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening.

Meenah: They don’t even have a zipper. What the fuck are you wearin’ anyway? Are these elastic or somefin?

Karkat: S-Shut up. Just… I’ll take them off myself.

Meenah: *snickers*

Karkat: *sound of clothes rustling and maybe the chair moving a bit*

Karkat: O-Okay. Fuck. Fine. There.

Meenah: My turn. *sounds amused* *more clothes rustling*

Karkat: Sweet… Fucking… fuck…

Meenah: *snickers* Okay, Vantas. Let’s see whatcha’ got.

Karkat: Wha— ahh!

Meenah: *grunts softly* Damn it…

Karkat: Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Meenah: Cod, calm down. *gasps*

Karkat: *moans*

Meenah: *groans softly* That’s better.

Karkat: *panting/moaning/gasping/heavy breathing* act

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