Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin She got them from the shelf upon the wall Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her She didn't hear her little baby call (Waaah!)
Dead babies Can't take care of themselves Dead babies Can't take things off the shelf Well we didn't want you anyway Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la
Daddy is an agrophile in Texas Mommy's on the bar most every night Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard Living there in burgundy and white
Dead babies Can't take care of themselves Dead babies Can't take things off the shelf Well we didn't love you anyway Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la
Goodbye, Little Betty Goodbye, Little Betty So long, Little Betty So long, Little Betty Betty, so long
Dead babies Can't take care of themselves Dead babies Can't take things off the shelf Well we didn't need you anyway Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la
Goodbye, Little Betty
(Order in the court! Order in the court room! Order! Order in the court! Order!...)