When you text that special lady and you're texting all day Can't tell if this girl digs you and its making you go cray Running out of cliches, don't know what you're gonna say You'd like to eat her fish fillet but does she like you in that way? You told that pretty girl that she's the apple of your eye But twenty minutes have gone by and she has not replied Does she hate me? Wanna date me? Do you think she will fellate me? I'm out of ideas and its getting irritating
Pre Chorus--
When you're texting with a lady and you want her in your life Send a simple message and that bitch will be your wife
Chorus--
Send that bitch a smiley face cause bitches love smileys faces Send that bitch a smiley face bitches love smileys faces Send that bitch a smiley, why? They love my smileys faces Cover all your bases And send that bitch some smiley faces.
Verse 2--
So you sent that bitch smiley face and things are heating up If you want to show some interest one smileys not enough If you ask if she's a Capricorn, a pisces or a cancer Have a smiley ready and beware the one word answer The power of the smiley dates back to many years Even used by Will Shakespeare, romantic pioneer Keep emoticons flowin' soon you'll have her mystified If you're feelin' kinda frisky send a "hey" with seven y's
Pre Chorus--
When your texting with a lady and there's nothing left to say A colon and a bracket will blow that bitch away
Chorus--
Send that bitch a smiley face cause bitches love smileys faces Send that bitch a smiley face bitches love smileys faces Send that bitch a smiley, why? They love my smileys faces Cover all your bases And send that bitch some smiley faces.
Bridge--
There's something bout a smiley face which makes a bitch feel good You'll be getting with the ladies like you thought you never could The limit is the sky when you're the coolest guy But depending on your carrier some charges may apply
Chorus--
Send that bitch a smiley face cause bitches love smileys faces Send that bitch a smiley face bitches love smileys faces Send that bitch a smiley, why? They love my smileys faces Cover all your bases And send that bitch some smiley faces.
Send that bitch a smiley face Send that bitch some smiley faces Some smiley faces Send that bitch a smiley face