You meet a girl and you want to be with her Her Mom says impossible You have to love her before Why should you care Because you don´t want anything bad It tastes fresh Like an orange slice on your tongue
Remember old Captain Cook He surely got off the hook When he met those kind Samoan girls Where is all the gaiety I do blame society If I do not find Samoan girls
Don´t be misled when she wears the latest fad You can´t take her straight ´Cause it´s nothing more than a joke Things aren´t as bad As they were ten years ago But when you are on pills You can buy it the drugstore next door