With my pen and paper I am sitting at my tabletop And once again I think of riding Daphne.
Cherry lips and curvy hips And bucking like a quarter-horse I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne. Ooooh riding Daphne.
I'll settle in Now strap me in You'll mount me with your bristley thighs You'll chafe me I'm riding Daphne.
On her knees she gave a blow Like standing on fresh fallen snow Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne In her white coat and stethoscope She came so hard she couldn't cope She done it in front of her bloke Our Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne. Ooooh riding Daphne.
I'll settle in You'll strap me in You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape You'll gaff me I'm riding Daphne.
Playing doctor with my doctor mate I think we could rocked her mate Thanks for waiting patiently And taking slobby dregs, mate Hope there's no hard feelings 'Bout my manhood on your leg.
She took the Hippocratic oath She took my manhood in her throat She knows the Heimlich she won't choke Not Daphne.
She dropped her drawers and sat on me While watching Grey's Anatomy And checked my prostate glad for free Did Daphne.
Ooooh riding Daphne. Ooooh riding Daphne.
I'll settle in Now strap me in You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape You'll gaff me I'm riding Daphne.