I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em what up dawg, what you been up to Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out me and you, we been down for a while right we been here and there, we been pretty tight somethin happened last night that you might get upset about but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick I gave your momma this dick I dunno how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin I was over there mowin' the grass and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass and then I went inside to make a phone call and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra one thing just led to another next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother Please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me I never said I loved the hoe please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo Don't hang up, I still got more your momma gives head like a heroin whore I wasnt thinking about you as my bud when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud we broke out with your grandpa's gin and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts your mommas one of my favorite sluts she likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick with one big lick she calls me her big teddy bear I chase her around in my underwear I admit I like spanking her but I used your sock though to catch my nut don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/i/icp-lyrics/please-don_t-hate-me-lyrics.html .] that's probably why your toes been stickin together Please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me I never said I loved the hoe please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo maybe they call you a termihater if this was a swamp youd be a allihater you could use a cold glass of haterade sure come up, bring the allihater your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though and I aint trying to diss her either I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some every hair is like a foot long bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes its allright with me though I don't mind as long as I can locate the b-hole and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin here I am stuffin her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin and I hope me and you are still cool I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow and we plan on fuckin again, allright, i'll talk to you later Peace EMINEM (Jesus someone got fucked up nigga) Please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me I never said I loved the hoe please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo Please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me I never said I loved the hoe please don't hate me but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo