Do you know that show with two guys? (The white ones) Seem written straight to me but who am I To judge In fanon they are always shacking up Though I think those two are brothers (What?)
It’s not that I can’t see the base appeal It’s two cis and able dudes with abs of steel Or like, one is really smart but guys, get real You say, “it’s subtext! Almost text!” It’s really queer-baiting.
Oooooh Canon says that they’re good friends But ooooooh Tumblr? I’m telling you, I’m telling you
They Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together They (hey!) Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together You can ship with your friends Start a new trend Write a fic! But they (hey!) Are never, ever, ever, ever Gonna get together
Like, ever.
One episode I heard they had a fight So you blogged about it staying up all night, Or their differences were finally put aside And I couldn’t scroll the tag for two minutes. I TRIED.
Oooooh Character development’s cool But ooooh Tumblr? I’m telling you, I’m telling you
They Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together They (hey!) Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together You can ship with your friends Start a new trend Write a fic! But they (hey!) Are never, ever, ever, ever Gonna get together
I used to think my OTP was perfect, super And I used to say, “Death of the author…”
“Ugh, so I checked out the tag for that new show that just came out, And it’s like… I mean you’d think there were only two characters, ANOTHER show about two dudes with a SUPER IMPORTANT FRIENDSHIP… and it’s like, they Are NEVER gonna get together. Like. EVER.”
No!
They Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together They (hey!) Are never, ever, ever Gonna get together You can ship with your friends Start a new trend Write a fic! But they (hey!) Are never, ever, ever, ever Gonna get together